I have no money for christmas----what can i get my wife for free?

Look around your drawers for new things she might have use for-- hankerchiefs, art objects (e.g. wedgewood plates), an unused gift card, an unused fancy pen, etc. If you buy lunch from a fast food place or buy a cup of coffee, skip these for one day and use the money to buy her a small box of chocolates. You can brown bag a lunch or bring a can of Pepsi from home to save the $.